Milwaukee Brewers

First there was a deal. Then there wasn't. And a player was caught in the middle, on camera in front of millions.

Celebrating the genius who once said, "Heywood leads the league in most offensive categories, including nose hair. When this guy sneezes, he looks like a party favor."

The pink eye epidemic has spread into the Milwaukee Brewers clubhouse, so the team is invoking a new rule to stop the spread of the infection: no more high-fives. That's right, the most popular way that athletes celebrate is now banned by the team so players, coaches, and other staff members do not contract pink eye...

The Milwaukee Brewers plan to change the way fans go to games.

Jim and Patricia Myers narrowed down their list to as far as they could, trying to decide a name for their newborn son. Ronald? Richard? Those names were taken by the baby boy’s older brothers. The name would begin with an “R” because they wanted to stay consistent, but that was as far as they knew...

The Milwaukee Brewers aren't going anywhere this year. Heck, they can't even make it to home plate when they hit a home run.