P. Diddy Arrested on UCLA Campus for Attack with Kettlebell

We officially have the most bizare college football story of the year, and we are months away from opening week.  As some may know, hip-hop mogul Sean Combs, better known as "Puff Daddy" or "P. Diddy", has a son that plays football for the UCLA Bruins.  That backstory leads to this strange incident that occured today:

That is the official report from the Bruins' athletics department, as posted by national college football writer Bryan Fischer. The story was initially broken by TMZ.  More is sure to come out, but this is already one of the most unusual things you will hear this offseason.